| Name | Class | Birthday | Description |
| Askelbeb | Mage | | Old, recently l2p, likes to talk about putting salt in his bellybutton to dip his celery in |
| Ayror | Shaman | | aka Tryl, once got busted for raid dodging - claimed his internet was out but retardo didn't log out of messenger |
| Boredalt | Priest | | Old, has over 100,000g, still a noob |
| Cappeh | Warrior | | Warglaives! Lovingly referred to a Crappeh, got a hooker in Vegas |
| Corinne | Priest | | Does weird things like gets drunk and goes on organized jogging trips with other drunks |
| Crabattle | Rogue | | Unique ability to vomit bees/Gremlin #2 |
| Denko | Shaman | | aka Denti, worst officer in guild history |
| Dezman | Priest | | The only shadow priest in the world who spams his homemade macro to dot any sheeped target in range |
| Einkil | Paladin | | nindy goad euhwup waweoh |
| Helpy | Priest | | Former troll rogue on BH, escaped NedRage and became alliance |
| Icefenix | Rogue | | Obsessed with Trasee's hair, totally Asian irl. |
| Jormund | Paladin | | Sexy Hungarian voice, likely to fall asleep while raiding |
| Letham | Priest | | aka Evenflow, refuses to buy a mic, stupid good at every class, dies every pull |
| Maliscent | Warlock | | Female #2, has lots of guns irl, wife of Dezman though Atti doesn't care |
| Malkura | Rogue | | Likes to stand in the cleave aura |
| Shrapnelle | Mage | | Lover of lesbians and e-whores, massive transformer collection |
| Sympathetic | Shaman | | aka Phlash, Pervert #1 and stalker of Trasee |
| Thorrok | Warrior | | "What do you call the 3rd day of the week?" |
| Tientzo | Hunter | | Claims to not be Asian but we know better |
| Troitsky | Priest | | Power Word: Wipe |
| Tuvin | Druid | | Needs might BUH |
| Veklor | Warlock | | aka Mike/Seribus |
| Veknilash | Warlock | | aka Bobby/Serybus/Gladiator |
| Xeroplasma | Warrior | | Pervert #2, GIAW |
